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829：なごむ：2011/09/13(火) 18:52:01

母の名前がユキで、私はユカ。
父は携帯のアドレス帳に、家族は下の名前だけで登録している為、
たまに母へのメールを間違って私に送ってくる。

今日昼頃、
「ビデオ借りてくるけど、ユキちゃん何か見たいのある？」
というメールを受信。(父はDVDをビデオと呼ぶ)
家じゃ亭主関白気取りで母を「おい」「お前」としか呼ばない父が
「ユキちゃん」と書いていた事で職場で笑い転げてしまった。
すぐに「私がユキちゃんに聞いとこうか？」と返信すると、「死にたい」と返ってきた。
死なれちゃ困るので、父の好物のプッチンプリンの大きいのを三つ買って帰ってきた。
今、父が帰宅以降一度も私の目を見ず、皿にプッチンして自棄食いしてるのを、
母がニヤニヤしながら見ている。
“
— 家じゃ亭主関白気取りの父(CROSSBREED クロスブリード！)
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